Aug 21, 2017
THIS EPISODE: All Branyan Family - Butt Club, Tuxedos, Dawn
Chaos reigns on Sunday afternoons so when Marla (soon to be an
official Branyan) tells me she's going to book club...I didn't hear
exactly what she said. Then she tells me what IBTC stands for and I
consider kicking her off the podcast.
Timothy comes up a product that ought to be marketed. Tim's
dog kinda looks like my wife's deceased dog (before he was
Marla is reading 'Chasing Slow' and she gives a brief review.
Cami decides this is a great time to wind up a music box and let it
play next to the recorder...
Tabby and Joe show up to discuss their dangerous driving
habits. Luke (Peach's husband) wins the prize for most
There's a banana split cake in the house and that brightens up
the whole neighborhood. Tabby explains that there are pots at her
house as an enticement to visit her. We're not motivated to go see
Joe is hanging a mirror at his house and that gives us a
reason to make a bunch of stupid 'stud finder' jokes.
We sit down to eat a tub of left over church spaghetti. It's
We spend a little time discussing video game morality. (I
don't think shooting innocent bystanders in Fallout makes me a 'bad
Emmi sits on my lap and reads a bit. She's almost impossible
to understand so we don't know if she's reading correctly or
Since Tim and Marla left, we talk about Tim behind his back.
He's planning to promote MMA fights and we try to imagine what that
will look like. (Collin uses The Force on all of
Tabby talks about how the theater affects her then gripes
about being cut from Civic Theater.
Then Andrew, Tim and I go to get fitted for Tuxedos. Tim is
getting married and I give him a pop-quiz to see how much he
actually knows about his own wedding.
Then, I head to the McKinney house to eat KFC. I'm starving.
The Peaches can't seem to get settled on a topic of conversation
and I almost die of starvation waiting for this segment to get off
Should we have a guest agitator on the podcast, Pkarlgh?
Should Donald Trump specifically renounce the KKK?
Then, later (and by that I mean, on another day) Tim and Marla
come over so Tim can sell his house to Andrew. Apparently, Tim is
struggling with illiterate home buyers. He does a good job of
making a point even though there's a bird sitting on his