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John Branyan's Comedy Sojourn Podcast


Jun 12, 2017

Okay. I didn't get any interviews from the CCA Conference. I'll make it up to you! I promise!
 
THIS EPISODE:
 
Driving home from Iowa I encounter more toll booths than any three people experience in a lifetime. This prompts me to suggest some slogans for the State of Illinois. Then I talk about the weariness of travel and encourage you to check out my online comedy course: (Http://school.johnbranyan.com)
 
Confessing to the Peaches that I didn't follow through with my promise is like having a weight lifted off my shoulders. Emmi destroys the house. I recap some of the people at the CCA (who I didn't interview). Daren Streblow told a joke about canned peaches that almost killed me. I promise I'll get Daren on the podcast. Soon...
 
Peaches and I have a conversation about somebody who is moving to Seattle because it's not Indiana. As we are well aware, the Midwest is hell on Earth. Lots of people have the idea that a change of venue will magically make them happy. We talk about 3 guys going out to Seattle to sleep on someone's couch. That's the plan. The West Coast is so excellent, the vagrants are a better class of deadbeat.  If you can't be happy where you are, maybe it's not where you are that's the problem.
 
My Dad has some swollen legs and I'm tasked with figuring out how to force him to exercise. I try putting a duct tape path on his carpet.
 
Cami confesses that she contemplated being a boy but she forgot about 3 important things about girls. It's profound.
 
Then I have a brief talk with Kenn Kington. He tells me about open heart surgery and lawn mowing. Kenn will be back on the podcast soon and he's going to do some yard work for me!